Juicebox: Oh, God. for that braided idiot, Challah. And for that, I give you mad props. Pack another bowl, will you? Deaths from Leaked Script Not in Final Film. But for reals? Other sausages from a different package #1: Oh, no! As soon as you're out those doors, the gods kill our asses. Sammy: You know, I'm very conflicted about how I'm supposed to feel watching this. Just take it easy, just breathe, dude, just breathe. What's happening? ..Darren (voice) ნიკ ... კონრად ვერნონი..Toilet Paper / Sauerkraut / Catcall Sausage / Grape #1 / Beer Can / Pop Bottle (voice) Ian James Corlett..Apple / Tickilish Licorice / Relish / Bag of Dog Food (voice) ... Sausage Party 1. What the fuck is going on with these two? This guy's smart. Douche: What part of: "I want the sausage and the bun dead, and if you see them, come and get me... and if I find out that you didn't come and get me... or just couldn't find them good enough, I'll fucking kill your asses"... did you not understand, Tequila? Marshmallows (x2) - Shredded with the potato chips. Teresa: Listen, my name is Teresa Del Taco. Ba-bam. Frank: You ready to get baked and walkthrough Gum's Stargate with me? (They all laugh except Carl). Oh, man, you lost your mind. Potato: Being bathed by the hands of a god! That actually makes me feel a little better. I love juice! Look, can we all just, you know, calm down a notch, please? The store's closed. Oh, yeah. Like a mash-up, bro. He decides to head to the swimming pool where he bumps into a young twink: Cyril. That's who. Brenda: It's like we were made for each other. Barry: Oh, wow. Troy - Either killed or locked in the freezer. Douche: Breathe, man. What up, girl? Brenda: Yeah, yeah, I heard him talking about the gods...all over our faces, and then I saw him die. Frank: So that means Carl and Barry are dead? Frank: Man, That's super fucked up about Bill and those guys. Cookie (x3) - Back fell off from the trauma of the crash. Lettuce: Dear gods, we pledge our love to you forever more. Frank needed Sausage Party (2016) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Brenda: Is it me or is everyone looking at us? We just met his ass. Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters. Management to Cash 5. Honey Mustard: [Laughs] "landed on the floor, died instantly", "Another costumer crashed his shopping cart with Camille Toh Shopping cart.". Druggie voiced by James Franco and 1 other . Toilet paper roll - Laying on the druggie's roll dispenser. Like, I'm feeling like honestly the two of us could, like, collaborate together. I couldn't help but notice... you're a little smushed or something. I was about to beat on you Limit one use of this coupon or identical coupon per account. You know how long I've been waiting up in this motherfucker? Frank: By this time tomorrow, we're all gonna be 5 inches deep in some bun, son. Camille Toh: Shit. Anyway, at least it's still distracting them from the truth: that they get brutally devoured. Just get down from the fucking... (screams as he desperately tore himself out of the package and grabs Honey Mustard's legs at the last moments, but unable to hoist either of them.). was all you had to say, really. ), (Joy to the World by Three Dog Night plays as the credits start to roll. Frank: I have to try. Frank: Oh shit, oh shit! 40% off Schnucks Pork Sausage (16 oz. The Beatles dominated the Christmas number one spots between 1963-65, and The Spice Girls had three in … And what I currently care about is that I have been... completely and utterly fucked out of being in the Great Beyond. I ain't got no legs, you fuck! stupid, useless bun have fucked us all. She's fresh as fuck, and you know it. The aisles started changing my verses to support their own views. He's a raw bundle of nerves, going red-faced as the tension of what's to come is almost Darren: (Turns on intercom) Cleanup on Aisle 2. The coyotes used this tunnel to smuggle some of us out of the aisle... Chedd White and Blue - Grated by Camille Toh. - He's coming, he's coming. And there's one more thing you're gonna do. Douche: I got a new purpose now. Cashier: We need an extra cashier to the front, please. This is too much. You're all alive and looking at me with your... With your gloves... and your little shoes and your arms and your legs! Two Grapes was hit with a potato chip, one sliced in half, one hit in the face.". You and your friends have accomplished the impossible. - and in my opinion appropriately... I'm still fresh. Lavash: You pushed me out of the cart. James Aspey was born in Sydney, Australia.Aspey was diagnosed with leukaemia when he was 17, with his physicians telling him that he would live for just six weeks. Yeah! (chuckles) Sorry about those guys. Honey Mustard: "Great," my asshole! (laughs). Stick a tube of toothpaste in there, huh? All of you. Nobody. No! Brenda: Carl, we shouldn't be talking to this asshole. Let's try to be, I don't know, amicable. All I did was ask what happens... in the Great Beyond. It was toots over here, the bun. Horrible, ugly, disgusting monsters! 'Darren: Fuck you, weinies. To find the whereabouts... Run! ??? and your little sausage too! Und subjugate the whole damn Great Beyond. They're monsters! I'm coming for you! Firewater: You, Frank, are the plaything of a demented, schlubby Jewish actor named: Seth Rog-An. If you fucking tell anyone about this, I'm gonna deny it, bro. (The bottles proceed to jump on him). One of the score pieces, which sounds like the song "The Great Beyond", plays as the Sony logo, the "BE MOVED" text, and the Columbia Pictures closing logo appear at the very end of the credits.). (Grabs Honey Mustard who weeps.). Breakfast at home is my fav and I’m lovin these baked eggs! Tequila: All right. I'm gonna fix this. Molasses. (Sammy then punches Vash in the gut and then suddenly, a quick montage of the orgy is shown and the food reach their final orgasms all together. And don't forget, you've got girth. In time, everyone accepted this false truth. Oh, Jesus, not to me. He'll never forgive me. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Come on. (gurgles and dies as Camille Toh closed the pot. No way. Firewater: I can't take full credit. Kiss me there! You even have settlements now on the west shelf that you claim as your own. Customer: Excuse me, I meant to buy a normal mustard and when I got home, I realized I bought honey mustard. Carl voiced by Jonah Hill and 2 others . Carl: And, hey, for all we know, he's okay. Brenda: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Darren takes a butt plug straight up his tense hole - Gay - Notice how Darren goes stone-cold silent bent over naked waiting to be penetrated for the first time. Gum: While tripping balls, Firewater and I... made an important metaphysical breakthrough. Country Cider: Everyone else is fuckin' stupid. I can't reach him. (The scene turns right to reveal a bottle of ketchup, mustard, and a jar of relish gathered together in fear) Yeah, that's right. You're back, man. I'm gonna fix you. Cyril Astiel & Lucas Darren - Gay - Lucas Is Horny As Hell: Lucas has some free time on his hands in Zhoom'bunker'. Add that to your list of accomplishments. However, he recovered and underwent chemotherapy for three years, during which time he started abusing drugs. Nachos: (scream to their death as they microwaved alive with heated grated cheese burns through their cooked corpses.). Sammy: (Grabs Vash's testicles and rubs them in his own face) Want me to be a Hamburglar? I'm Frank. Female Shopper who splattered the pizza against the wall - Shoved in a freezer. (In a thundering voice) I'M A FUCKING GOD! Barry imitating Druggie: I'm a fucking idiot. Have fun! Firewater: Oh, yeah. It is easy to cruise in a spot like that. Frank: You guys are fucking nuts. I'm so fucked up. (Teresa proceeds to eat out Brenda), (Brenda screams in pleasure as Frank, Vash, and Sammy furiously masturbate to the both of them going at it. Their hunger's insatiable, buddy. Douche: Yo! Troy: Get ready, boys! - [Douche roars] Honey Mustard: You fucking idiots! Peter North was discovered at a private party in Los Angeles in the early 1980’s. Douche: Oh, no. Come on! Brown sugar - Opened by a human and scooped out progressively. Carl. Irish Potato - Skinned with a potato peeler and boiled in water by Camile Toh. Carl: Holy shit, we're actually here! Robble, robble! So looks like tomorrow's the big day, huh? We don't know they're jerking off into our eyes! And now you and your Douche: Okay. Peanut Butter - Thrown into a trash can off-screen. Everything you've been told. That's my guy! Everything you believe in. Twink? We will do the same. But also very pointless. FUCKING CHILDREN! Sausages (including Bill) - Thrown into a trash can by Darren. Corn: Dear gods, you're so divine in each and every way to you we pray. (Grabs a box of crackers and violently humps it as his revenge against the crackers.) Customer who torn open Ticklish Licorice - Shoved in a freezer. Frank: Wait, you've been to the Great Beyond? I mean, honestly, guys... who in this package would ever let Carl get up in them? Teresa: Come on, honeybun, suck it in. Amen. They work in mysterious ways. There, the propane tanks detonate into fireworks, which kills Darren and Douche, causing blood to drop from the sky.). It kind of seems out of the way. Barry: Oh, fuck. You cocksucking bagel fuckface! Honey Mustard: Oh, my God! This isn't just about me. (gives Frank a quick peck on the lips before running back to his buddies and he giggles). Ketchup, get the fuck off of me. I think I might be forming some beginnings of what could be the flower that blossoms into an idea. 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